Rep Mike Rogers (R-Mich) actually said this:

"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated"

Then he was incredulous when law professor Stephen Vladeck disagreed with him "If a tree falls in the forest, it makes a noise whether you're there to see it or not"

"That's a new interesting standard in the law, we're gonna have this conversation and we're gonna have wine, that's gonna get a lot more interesting"

The possibilities are endless.

There's a really good write-up in Techdirt

A good parody article in Popehat too