When you want something real bad...

That's exactly what you get.

Or, "What's worse than online voting?  How about email voting?"   WHAT COULD THEY POSSIBLY BE THINKING?

Yes kids, this is not The Onion , but someone in New Jersey thinks you can securely create an online voting system in a week, and use email.

Hello, HELLO?! Read this - yes "recoil in horror" - ( his words ).

This is not "Which Jersey Shore member are you most like?"  This is for the COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

There are truly bad people out there that want to steal the election, and they have WAY MORE RESOURCES than (bleeping) NEW JERSEY in the MIDDLE OF THE WORST DISASTER maybe EVER!

Please don't do this!

Perry